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Do you know what ramparts are?
No, I've secretly wondered.
Yes, who doesn't?
I'd like to know more about the ramparts we watched, so galantly streaming...and the rockets red flare, if time permits.

-NAME: Lucy Dzydzora

-BIRTHPLACE: New Jersey

-AVERAGE HEIGHT: 5'3", except

Sundays and holidays

-DRY WEIGHT: 110 lbs.

-SKILLS:

-Stand-Up

-Impressions

-Improvisation

-Voiceovers

-Sketch Writing

-Martial Artist, 3rd Degree Black Belt

-Producing

-Singing

-ACCENTS:

British, Russian, Italian, Indian,

Puerto Rican/Hispanic, etc.

-VOICEOVERS:

-Documentaries, Children's Voices,

Animation, Commercials, Singing,

Opera Parody

Welcome to the Official Website of

Lucy Dzydzora!

You gotta be tough to survive as a

woman comedian from New Jersey...

After receiving a black belt in karate, Lucy had to decide between becoming a vigilante or a comedian. Though the decision was heart-wrenching, she decided to become a vigilante. But after learning that there were no other moms in her posse, and that this was illegal, she packed up her diaper bag and abandoned this wrongful lifestyle to pursue the even more dangerous career...of comedy.

O Say Can You See...

O'er the ramparts we watched...

ram·part [ram-pahrt, -pert] :

–noun

1. Fortification .

2. anything serving as a bulwark or defense.

Read Lucy's interview with Russian Comedian Slava Yaryshkin, designer

of the wildly popular website

for comedians, badslava.com

Lucy Dzydzora